The Best Bar and Nightclub Jokes Ever

Having a boring day at the office or at uni, daydreaming about which bars or nightclubs you will be heading to this weekend? If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind. 

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little surprised lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just round the corner. The man then, calm as a coma, knocks each shot back one after the other. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes “that’s a big effort.” The man replies “you would drink quickly too if you had what I’ve got.” Curiously the bartender asks “what have you got mate” to which the man replies “no money.” 

POSISI TIDUR PADA WANITA HAMIL

Pada kehamilan trimester awal ibu hamil dapat tidur dan beristirahat dengan berbagai posisi apapun yang penting dapat memberikan rasa nyaman untuk ibu.

Ibu hamil sebaiknya tidak perlu kuatir bayi dalam kandungan anda merasa tak nyaman atau berbahaya, karena tubuh ibu di ciptakan begitu unik sehingga dapat memberikan perlindungan, juga janin dalam kandungan anda tidak pernah merasa tak nyaman karena janin dalam kandungan mengapung dalam cairan ketuban dan mempunyai ruang sendiri untuk bergerak bebas.

The Best Foods for a Good Night's Sleep

What you eat can drastically affect how you sleep, so in order to get a good night’s rest, it is essential to choose foods that calm your mind and body rather than those that stimulate you. Certain types of foods will naturally promote rest and relaxation, particularly those that contain tryptophan – the amino acid that the body uses to make serotonin, the neurotransmitter that slows nerve activity within your brain. 

Tryptophan 

Since tryptophan is a precursor of other neurotransmitters in your brain, including serotonin and melatonin, eating foods that are rich in tryptophan will help you feel relaxed and sleepy. Foods such as turkey, hummus, lentils, and kelp are naturally high in tryptophan and also contain nutrients that provide a host of other health benefits. In addition, bananas not only contain tryptophan, but also potassium and magnesium, which are natural muscle relaxants. Fresh and dried cherries are also one of the only natural food sources of melatonin. Read more of my healthy diet recommendations by visiting www.dreliaz.org/recommends-diet.

Sifat Berdasarkan Bulan Kelahiran

> >> JANUARI
> >> - Suka mendidik dan dididik.
> >> - Sangat mudah melihat kelemahan orang lain dan suka mengkritik.
> >> - Rajin dan setiap yang dibuat selalu menghasilkan keuntungan.
> >> - Suka berbenah atau bersih-bersih dan hal-hal yang serba teratur.
> >> - Bersifat sensitif, berfikiran mendalam.
> >> - Pandai mengambil hati orang lain.
> >> - Pendiam kecuali telah dirangsang.

Ayo Bermain-main Windows XP dengan Registry

Beberapa tips dan registry dibawah ini cuma berlaku buat Windows XP.
Sebelum mengutak-atik Registry, ada baiknya melakukan backup terlebih dahulu.
1. Klik tombol Start > Run.
2. Ketik regedit dan tekan Enter setelah berada didalam jendela Run.
3. Didalam Registry Editor, pilih menu File > Export.
4. Setelah Export Registry File muncul, masukkan nama file ke bagian File Name, misalnya backup-registry dan sebagainya.
5. tekan tombol Save.

Mempercepat Update Registry
Tekan tombol Start > Log Off > Log Off.

Mengganti Wallpaper
HKEY_CURRENT_USER/Control Panel/Desktop
Klik ganda pada wallpaper dan masukkan path gambar yang diinginkan pada Value Data.

Tips dan Trik Membasmi Virus

Membasmi virus tanpa antivirus? Gimana caranya ya? ada sedikit tips dalam membasmi virus:

1. Nonaktifkan System Restore.
FasilitasSystem Restore pada Windows berguna untuk mengembalikan konfigurasi sistem ke konfigurasi sebelumnya. Agar sistem yang telah pulih tidak kembali rusak, matikan fasilitas ini dengan klik kanan pada My Computer dan pilih Properties. Lalu pilih tab System Restore dan centang bagian Turn off System Restore on All Drive.